itsagifnotagif:

When your parents ask you to do chores:

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itsagifnotagif:

When your parents ask you to do chores:

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They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.
― (via bl-ossomed)

flowerflies:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

A snake was hit by a car. A woman picks him up, feeds him, and gets him to a full state of health. But then he bites her, injecting her with his deadly poison. On her death bed, she asked “after all I did why me?” The snake responds “you knew I was a snake when you picked me up.”
― Life Lesson You Should Always Remember. (via neutral)
when someone’s flaws are not flaws in your eyes, you’re fucked.
― (via bl-ossomed)
I wonder
whose arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved.
this becomes almost deeper when you think of non-romantic loves too  (via bl-ossomed)
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